Big penis guy dumps girlfriend for man with huge asshole
Dave Pekering, the Briitsh citizen who holds the world record for having the largest penis, has dumped his Russian girlfriend in order to date a man.
"I'm very sorry for how I treated Marishka", said Dave, "she was a lovely girl. But it was never going to work out between us, what with her having the smallest vagina in the world and me with my cock.It was just inevitable".Only a few days ago, Dave announced his love for Marishka, but has now admittd that he was hiding his true feelings."I was hiding who I really am, trying to appear hetrosexual by dating a woman", admits Dave,"I think it's time to come out of the closet and admit I'm gay.And what better way than by going out with Tim".
The Tim he's refering to is Tim Jaffacake, a bilingual orthadontist with a massive asshole."Me being with Tim", smiles Dave, "is like the perfect fit".We will keep a close watch on this personal drama.Who knows what other secrets Dave is hiding...
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The woman in red really drives men crazy
If a woman wants to drive the men wild, she might want to dress in red.
Men rated a woman shown in photographs as more sexually attractive if she was wearing red clothing or if she was shown in an image framed by a red border rather than some other color, U.S. researchers said on Tuesday.
Men rated a woman shown in photographs as more sexually attractive if she was wearing red clothing or if she was shown in an image framed by a red border rather than some other color, U.S. researchers said on Tuesday.
The men also were asked, "Imagine that you are going on a date with this person and have $100 in your wallet. How much money would you be willing to spend on your date?" When she was clad in red, the men said they would spend more money on her.
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